31 Mar 2009

20 YEARS OF "THE SIMPSONS"

Hard to believe… ‘The Simpsons’ has been around for 20 years….

The series was created by Matt Groening, who designed the Simpson family and named the characters after his own family members, substituting “Bart” for his own name.


There’s one important date in history for all fans of the Simpsons: Dec 17, 1989. It’s the day when first full length episode of The Simpsons was aired.
This post is about The Simpsons. You will find a little history, art and other funny, odd and interesting things that relate to this awesome TV Show.


Ok, let’s begin. As you probably already know, the birth of Simpsons was in The Tracey Ullman Show on April 19, 1987. I don’t want to get into details, because nowadays you can find everything in wikipedia so if you would like to know more about that click here: The Simpsons shorts , in meantime I thought it would be nice to remember how those Simpsons looked like…
Simpsons from on Tracey Ullman Show


Homer always has been an outstanding figure. A man who can teach a lot. A man who can we all learn from. So I’d like to share a little peace of his wisdom and knowledge. Homer’s quotes:


Just because I don’t care doesn’t mean I don’t understand.
Son, if you really want something in this life, you have to work for it. Now quiet! They’re about to announce the lottery numbers.


Doughnuts. Is there anything they can’t do?
You know, boys, a nuclear reactor is a lot like a woman. You just have to read the manual and press the right buttons.


Son, when you participate in sporting events, it’s not whether you win or lose: it’s how drunk you get.


Kids, you tried your best and you failed miserably. The lesson is, never try.
I want to share something with you: The three little sentences that will get you through life. Number 1: Cover for me. Number 2: Oh, good idea, Boss! Number 3: It was like that when I got here.


All my life I’ve had one dream, to achieve my many goals.
Beer: The cause of, and solution to, all of life’s problems.
If something’s hard to do, then it’s not worth doing.

CZECH REPUBLIC SONG?!

TWO GUYS ARE SINGING WTF?! SONG...

WOMEN HAS SEX WITH PINE CONE,NEEDS SURGERY TO REMOVE IT

A Serbian woman is recovering from a painful operation after doctors removed from her vagina a large pine cone.
Mirjana Gavaric of Belgrade underwent the 2-hour operation after surgeons said it appeared the woman tried to have sex with the seed pod, according to The Sun.


Dr. Sava Bojovic said the woman, whose age was not released, was “lonely” and unfortunately, the pine cone “got stuck” when she tried to remove it.

FAT KID ROCKIND OUT...

Very impressive...Fat kid rocks outs hard the only way he know how to.

SNUGWOW!!!

Commercial for the SnugWow!

MAN KILL 2 SISTERS ON 5-YEAR OLDS BIRTHDAY

MILTON, Mass. – A man on a rampage fatally stabbed his 17-year-old sister, decapitated his 5-year-old sister in front of a police officer and then turned toward his 9-year-old sister with a knife in his hand before officers shot him dead in what their chief described as "a killing field."



There was no clear motive for the events that unfolded Saturday, the day after the 5-year-old's birthday, in a tony Boston suburb that also is home to Gov. Deval Patrick. But there was no doubt at the carnage wrought by 23-year-old Kerby Revelus against his sisters in the two-family home they shared with their parents and grandmother.



Five-year-old Bianca was killed as a cake for her birthday, which investigators believe was Friday, sat on the kitchen table. Nine-year-old Sarafina dialed 911 and watched police shoot her brother as her elder sister, 17-year-old Samantha, lay dead on the floor.
Sarafina was hospitalized Sunday with defensive wounds to her hands and stab wounds in her abdomen and one of her legs, police said.
"In policing, we see the raw human emotion every day, but to think that a human being could afflict such an atrocious, violent act on his own family is unbelievable," Milton police Chief Richard G. Wells Jr. said.



"When I walked up to the first officer (on the scene), I could see the whole story right in his face. This just told me that this was something very bad."
Saturday's attack came about 24 hours after Revelus had gotten into a fistfight with a man living next door, Wells said.
"Blows were exchanged," he said. "I don't know the cause of it, but we're confident that did happen. He had been agitated in the hours that followed that, going into the day and last night."
Investigators believe Revelus targeted Samantha, a senior at Milton High School, and fatally stabbed her with a household knife while their grandmother, who neighbors say lives on the first floor, was doing laundry in the basement. The children's parents, whose identities weren't immediately revealed, were away; their mother is a nurse at a Boston hospital, Wells said.




Sarafina, a student at the Tucker Elementary School, just behind the house, called 911 around 5 p.m. An officer on patrol in the neighborhood arrived within a minute, Wells said, and could hear an altercation inside as he reached the second floor. The 911 operator tried to persuade Sarafina to open the door, but when she didn't the officer broke through.
"As the officer entered the door, (Revelus) decapitated (Bianca) in front of him," Wells said. "He actually walked into a killing field. He walked into such carnage, as far as the atrocity of it, I've never seen it."
Within moments, four officers were inside and two of them shot Revelus as he tried to get to Sarafina, Wells said. Revelus fell, still clutching the knife.


Details about the number of shots and who killed Revelus were pending the outcome of an autopsy Sunday.
Revelus had recently served jail time on a gun charge, Wells said, but the details would not be released until courts opened Monday. Neighbors said Revelus was in a car that was pulled over by police and from which one occupant threw a gun into a sewer.
Police had been called to the family's house in 2004 after a domestic violence report that Revelus had punched a woman living there, Wells said.
A neighbor, Norm Walsh, said his daughter Kate Walsh, a Hollis, N.H., police officer, reported hearing two shots as she went outside to bring in groceries from the family car. Moments later, a blood-covered officer emerged carrying Sarafina, seeking towels to stanch her bleeding.
"It's shocking to me," said Norm Walsh, whose son is the same age as Revelus. "He played a lot of pickup hoop in the driveway."
Walsh said the family members had lived in the neighborhood for more than 20 years and were warm. They were of Haitian descent, as are many residents in the neighborhood, where Creole is spoken alongside English.
"The family is a solid family. Both parents worked; good kids. Completely makes no sense," Walsh said.



Samantha's classmates referred to her by her nickname, Princess, and remarked at her grace, class and friendliness. She had been one of about 20 students who had been at the high school Saturday afternoon to rehearse for a poetry jam on Thursday. Saturday morning, Samantha also had practiced for a school fashion show.
"She had a stage presence like you couldn't believe," classmate Kassi Stein said.
Sobbing, she added: "She had just a soft voice and everyone would lean in to hear what she was saying."
In one of the poems Samantha was to recite, "Acquaintance," she wrote of the strength of women in the face of "ignorant souls."
The poem closed, "So what lousy wind brought you here? What values you offer? She's a woman, a queen, a goddess. Don't treat her like any other."
A two-hour grief counseling session was held at the school Sunday afternoon and will be offered Monday to students and employees.
The officers involved in the case were placed on administrative leave and were receiving counseling from the Boston Police Department.

30 Mar 2009

HOW TO MAKE YOU'RE MOVE ON A GIRL WHILE WATCHING A MOVIE

If you have a problem with the seduction, see how it works?!

BIG PIANO

Two guys tapdancing on a big piano.

29 Mar 2009

MOST EXPENSIVE PRIVATE ISLANDS

Isla de sa Ferradura, Spain

The Isla de sa Ferradura sits in the Bay of San Miguel just off the north coast of Ibiza, Spain. This 14 acre resort island is fully developed with a hacienda, kitchen, pool, bar and even a wine bodega. With 300 days per year of sunshine, and a view of the bright blue Mediterrannean Sea, this truly is living large. Most people will never be able to experience even a vacation here. The island rents out for about US$230,000 per week. Price : US$39,700,000.


Cabbage Cay, Bahamas

Cabbage Cay is a private, 35 acre, fee-simple island, located in the World Famous Bonefish flats, within the inner bay of North Eleuthera in the Bahamas. A road has been pushed to the island, so whatever you decide to build on it, your access will be guaranteed for years to come. The island carries up to 24′ elevations. Three sandy beaches, lush vegetation, a protected anchorage area, and abundant exotic wildlife are some of the more amazing amenities. Turtles, fishes and birds abound. Did we mention the sailing is nice in the Bahamas? Price : US$2,500,000.


Cerralvo Island, Mexico

Cerralvo Island is 60 square miles of undeveloped terrain. The island is mountainous as it was a former volcano. It is located in the Cerralvo Channel, in the Sea of Cortez, off the coast of Baja Mexico. These waters are prime for big game fishing. This massive private island could contain several enormous mansions and you still would never see your neighbors. This sandy beach island gets plenty of warm Mexican weather and sunshine, and offers plenty of privacy, yet is only about 30 miles away from the mainland. Price : US$35,000,000


Singer Castle on Dark Island, Canada

The island sits in the St.Lawrence river between Ontario, Canada and New York, USA. Dark Island isn’t known for its tropical jungle or white sand beaches. The real gem is the 100 years old castle on the island. It was originally built in 1905 as a hunting lodge family retreat by Fredrick Bourne, the president of the Singer Sewing Machine Company. With towers and secret passages abounding you could literally be your own King of the Castle. The island would be a great getaway from the hustle and bustle, and is still only a short helicopter ride away from New York or Toronto. But it is currently only available for rent. Price available upon request.


Necker Island, British Virgin Island

Virgin Record’s super mogul Richard Branson took private islands to a whole new level in the late 1970’s by purchasing Necker Island. Branson built an unparalleled resort, that now rents for approximately US$329,000 per week. The island is int the Caribbean and surrounded by a coral reef with extremely diverse sea life. The island hosts pristine beaches and vibrant plant life. Rock stars party here, Hollywood notables and Google founders get married here, and the closest you’ll ever come is on a Caribbean cruise line. The 360 degree open bedroom provide one of the best views of the sunset you’ll ever likely to see. Price : US$47,000 per day.


Musha Cay, Bahamas

Musha Cay is actually 4 private islands owned by renowned magician David Copperfield. The islands are located 85 miles southeast of Nassau, Bahamas, and has its own runaway for top secret celeb landings. This private island resort has 5 houses. The resort offers activities such as snorkling, diving, windsurfing, a gym, and walking paths, but you could always choose to sunbathe on one of Musha’s seven gorgeous private beaches. Also, Copperfield reportedly has found the “Fountain of Youth” on the island. Price : US$32,250 per day for 12 or fewer people.


Tetiaroa, French Polynesia

Tetiaroa is located 40 miles north of Tahiti, and is actually an atoll comprised of 12 small islands. The island was made famous by the late Marlon Brando. The island currently has only one full time resident : Teihotu, Brando’s son. The island is mostly undisturbed and boasts a tropical bird sanctuary, but there are currently no accommodations on the island for visitor until the new hotel, aptly named “The Brando” is completed sometime this year. Price : N/A.


Ciftlik Island, Turkey

Just 250 meters from off the coast line of Turkey in the Agean Sea sits a gorgeous castle-style house, along with a guest house, and servants quarters. One of the few developed island in the region with water, electricity and telephone. Although this island isn’t much for beaches, the sunny, warm weather, the proximity to mainland Turkey and Rhodes, and the finished house put this island right up there with the best in the world. Price : Approx. US$25,000,000.


Piedade Island, Brazil

Piedade is only 2.5 hours from Rio de Janeiro, Brazil, and is one of 365 islands in the Angra dos Reis archipelago. The island is fully developed with a resort, full time staff, and four beaches to choose from. What makes Piedade Island unique is the location. This island is one of the rare private tropical islands outside of the Caribbean, and is a perfect addition to trip to Brazil. Available upon request for rent.


Nygard Cay, Bahamas

Think Robinson Caruso. This Mayan architecture tree house island is an affluent traveler’s perfect getaway. The Cay lies on the tip of Lyford Cay in Nassau, Bahamas. With waterslides, pools, hot tubs, tennis courts and an 85 foot yacht, this is an adult playground in the rain forest. This is the only way to vacation in the Bahamas. Price : US$42,000 per day.

27 Mar 2009

MOTHER COOKS AND EATS FRIEND IN FRONT OF 7 YEARS OLD SON..

A CANNIBAL mum axed a friend to death, cooked her body and ate the meat — while the killer’s young son looked on.
Olesya Mostovschikova, 27, told police she rowed with Tatiana Romanchuk, 32, during a booze-up.
Officer Oleg Lobach said Olesya calmly told cops: “I took the axe and hit her a number of times on her head.


“Then I cut off her ears, gouged out one eye, cut off an arm and a hand. I then cooked the parts in the oven.”
Another friend, who is being treated as a witness, claims that she was forced to eat the flesh.
Cops say Olesya’s son, seven, witnessed the murder and the cooking. He is now in care.
Locals at Irkutsk, in Siberia, Russia, found Tatiana’s legs in a rubbish bin.

10 NIGHTMARISH PLACES ON EARTH

The world is a giant jigsaw puzzle, spotted with both exquisitely beautiful and potentially dangerous places. While you may dream of spending a lifetime in some of the true paradises-on-earth, you should be equally wary of stepping up in some real hell spots for your own safety. But not everyone is fortunate enough to get a cozy and safe home and there are places on earth where people are actually living on the edge of peril.
Here are top 10 such nightmarish places on earth where you would never want to live:

Dharavi in Mumbai, India







Rocinha - Rio de Janeiro, Brazil










Kibera in Nairobi, Kenya





Linfen, China





Kabwe, Zambia





Chernobyl, Ukraine







Dzerzhinsk, Russia





Cubatão - São Paulo, Brazil





Bassac Apartments, Cambodia





Mogadishu, Somalia